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hellyeahhowimetyourmother:

Barney: Can I grab a scotch and soda real quick?
Bar Tender: Nope, I’m not allowed to serve anything until the reception.
Barney: Wow, you just cost yourself a big tip, buddy.
Bar Tender: I’m not allowed to accept tips, buddy.
Barney: Are you allowed to accept criticism? You air are an ass, buddy.

hellyeahhowimetyourmother:

Barney: Can I grab a scotch and soda real quick?

Bar Tender: Nope, I’m not allowed to serve anything until the reception.

Barney: Wow, you just cost yourself a big tip, buddy.

Bar Tender: I’m not allowed to accept tips, buddy.

Barney: Are you allowed to accept criticism? You air are an ass, buddy.


Santana - Wait, was that supposed to be lesbian?
Brittany - Yeah, isn’t that what it says? 

Santana - Wait, was that supposed to be lesbian?

Brittany - Yeah, isn’t that what it says? 

That Moment When You’re Drifting Off To Sleep & You Suddenly Feel Like You’re Falling

drugsandsexualhunger:

narrystoranx:

1dcarrie1295:

THE KICK.

they say that happens when your soul is leaving your body and you suddenly wake up so it goes back..

^ woah mind fuck.

We learned this in Psychology. Apparently you fell asleep sooooo fucking fast that your body assumes you died and tries to wake you up so you get that jolt. 

wtf, thats kinda creepy.

rainbowriots:

ohfuckyeahmemes:

http://www.ohfuckyeahmemes.com/

I’ll tell you now, this doesn’t work…

rainbowriots:

ohfuckyeahmemes:

http://www.ohfuckyeahmemes.com/

I’ll tell you now, this doesn’t work…

When you listen to your iPod in public places.

beautifulinsanity:

On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

 

something-to-say:

Probably the most badass photo series ever.
Long-exposure shots of convicted & executed Joseph Paul Jernigan’s cross-sectioned body that he had consented to donation to medical research.
Concept & Art Direction: Croix Gagnon Photography: Frank Schott Post Production: Alex Katz/Blinklab
Proceeds from the prints go to Amnesty International.

something-to-say:

Probably the most badass photo series ever.

Long-exposure shots of convicted & executed Joseph Paul Jernigan’s cross-sectioned body that he had consented to donation to medical research.

Concept & Art Direction: Croix Gagnon
Photography: Frank Schott
Post Production: Alex Katz/Blinklab

Proceeds from the prints go to Amnesty International.

lickystickypickyme:

Perched on the tendril of a Passiflora plant, the egg of the  Julia heliconian butterfly may be safe from hungry ants. This species  lays its eggs almost exclusively on this plant’s twisted vines.
Photograph by Martin Oeggerli

lickystickypickyme:

Perched on the tendril of a Passiflora plant, the egg of the Julia heliconian butterfly may be safe from hungry ants. This species lays its eggs almost exclusively on this plant’s twisted vines.

Photograph by Martin Oeggerli

fairylullaby:

Californian Valleys : 8 of 10 (by yyz!)

fairylullaby:

Californian Valleys : 8 of 10 (by yyz!)