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hellyeahhowimetyourmother:

Barney: Can I grab a scotch and soda real quick?
Bar Tender: Nope, I’m not allowed to serve anything until the reception.
Barney: Wow, you just cost yourself a big tip, buddy.
Bar Tender: I’m not allowed to accept tips, buddy.
Barney: Are you allowed to accept criticism? You air are an ass, buddy.

hellyeahhowimetyourmother:

Barney: Can I grab a scotch and soda real quick?

Bar Tender: Nope, I’m not allowed to serve anything until the reception.

Barney: Wow, you just cost yourself a big tip, buddy.

Bar Tender: I’m not allowed to accept tips, buddy.

Barney: Are you allowed to accept criticism? You air are an ass, buddy.

 
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